July 2012
harrystyleshasclaimedmyovaries:
Come here girl
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I love when I see drama from the girls at my...
Note Card Wisdom
thefrogman:
me in the morning: Nah, I'm not hungry
me in the afternoon: Eh I'll eat later
me in the evening: Oh I haven't eat yet? Oh...well that sucks
me at 3am while the rest of the house is asleep: LET'S ORDER THREE PIZZAS AND DIP THEM IN CAKE JESUS CHRIST I'M STARVING
me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
prostategland:
getting back with an ex is like regurgitating your food
Reblog if you spend more time lost in your...
when my family walks in and im on tumblr:
please sweet lord have mercy nobody post porn
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
traumatrae:
I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.
I wish I was attractive.
p1kachu:
too ugly to date attractive people too attractive to date ugly people
other stereotypical Internet girls: I hang out with guys because there's less drama than with girls
me: I hang out by myself
me: there's no drama
me: and I don't have to wear pants
Johnny Cash- You are my Sunshine
